Favorite Dog Agility Lyrics

SUMMARY: From K-TMH (K-TajMuttHall), only the finest in dog-related music and hijacked lyrics!

Once again we bend your eardrums in ways they would not necessarily like to bend, in The Yellow Contact Zone (original lyrics freely borrowed from).

In the town where I compete,
Lived a man whose dogs were known
For their skill at getting paws
In the yellow contact zone,

So we asked him for his help,
So we didn't have to train alone,
'Cause our dogs all leap and run
past the yellow contact zone,

We all leap past the yellow contact zone,
yellow contact zone, yellow contact zone,
We all leap past the yellow contact zone,
yellow contact zone, yellow contact zone.

Now we live a life of ease
Every one of us has dogs who've grown
To love getting all their paws
in the yellow contact zone. ( Hahaha! )

We all hit in the yellow contact zone,
yellow contact zone, yellow contact zone,
We all hit in the yellow contact zone,
yellow contact zone, yellow contact zone.

(Thanks to the inspiring cooperation of my fellow score-table workers.)

Bonus musical link for your actual listening pleasure: Dixie the Tiny Dog.