a Taj MuttHall Dog Diary: Think First, Thow Toy Later

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Think First, Thow Toy Later

SUMMARY: Of all the stupid--

So the dogs wanted to play and run. The physical therapist had suggested that, if I want to throw a toy, I throw it into the bushes or other areas where they can't see it right away and have to hunt for it, to avoid that crashing, twisting leap/pounce putting all that weight onto their front parts in that special frantic way that they do.

So I've been casually tossing the toy into the corner among the potted plants behind the tunnel. Worked fine until Tika--yes, that one--in her furry wisdom, takes a very common shortcut: OVER the tunnel. Lands on her front feet. Shrieks, hunches over, scootches into the house whimpering, nubber tail plastered down onto her backside. Poor girly! Her Human Mom just didn't think about that shortcut, even though it's not an unusual one. Dumb dumb dumb.

It's just that, usually, when Tika has been so sore, she has these remarkable recoveries and nothing shows up again for months. So, she was better this morning, therefore, she's better. Right? Doh.

What I find interesting is that, when she's feeling sore or ill, Tika runs upstairs (isn't she SORE?) and leaps onto my bed, which is quite high (isn't she *SORE*?), and lounges up there all day, not down here on any of the doggie beds near me. Funny.

But you know that she's hurtin' when she won't come downstairs when I rustle the pretzel bag. Poor girly. Maybe I'm NOT going for a long hike with the dogs this Saturday.


  1. Oh boy, sorry to hear about this roller coaster with Tika's wellbeing, especially with Boost being on hiatus at the same time. Sigh. Get well soon you two, ya hear?

    What I wouldn't give for my dogs to be able to tell me in english what ails them. or in French. or in Russian for that matter!

  2. Awww...poor Tika! Sounds bad. Hope you can figure out how to make it all better for her soon..

  3. Sorry to hear about all the trouble you're having with your pups. Doggie injuries suck and so hard to treat since they hide their pain so well.

  4. Have you developed a lisp as a consequence of Tika's injury?

  5. If I were lithping, it'd be Think Fitht, Throw toy later. Instead, I'm gliding the liquids--but only partially--versus Think fust, thwow toy latew.

    Or maybe it's a typo.

  6. Maybe it was a typo, or... maybe the REST of your blog is the typo, and THIS is what you meant to write:


    (In case haven't already seen this "dialectizer": http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/)