Taj MuttHall in Redneck

SUMMARY: Oh, man, this dialectizer is too much fun!

Here's my previous post in redneck. Study up! Git'er done!

(Except apparently there's no redneck for longer words like "appointment" or "technically" or "despondently".)

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Taj MuttHall Houn'dog Diary

Survivin' an' even thrivin' in houn'dog agility.
Friday, March 27, 2009

Wo'ld Good, cuss it all t' tarnation. Facebook Good, cuss it all t' tarnation.

SUMMARY: Tika gits a vet appointment through facebook. Shet mah mouth!

Facebook is interestin'. It gits a lot of flack fo' th' banal thin's thet varmints post. But, fo' the dawgoned-est part, th' varmints ah knows post interestin' thin's. An' ah find out stuff thet ah w'dn't haf known otherwise. Like, a distant friend's Mammy-in-law died, cuss it all t' tarnation. Like, t'other distant friend jest had an operashun. Like, who among mah facebook friends is at th' AKC nashunals this hyar week. Shet mah mouth! Who got a noo houn'dog. Who lost a houn'dog. Who's wawkin' on runnin' corntacks.

Ennyway.

Yestiddy, ah posted this hyar in mah status:

Tika is in so much pain (tbd whut exackly--arthritis?) thet Ellen has scratched both Tika an' Boost (technically still in rehab) fum th' whole 4 days of Haute TRACS. [sags despondently]

ah got plenty of sympathetic comments. One varmint axed when she'd be seein' th' vet. ah replied:

Scheduled vet fo' Monday. Regular vet gone this hyar week, so only one vet in office, already on overbooked, said ah c'd come set an' wait howevah long it took until a few minutes opened up an' ah decided it's not thet much of an emerjuncy. ah hope.

T'other of mah facebook friends jest happens t'have th' same vet thet we does. An' she jest happened t'have an appointment fo' this hyar af'ernoon, as enny fool kin plainly see. An' she jest happened t'decide thet she c'd wait until next week an' offered th' spot t'us. An' ah accepped wif pleasure.

This hyar w'd nevah haf happened wifout facebook. Shet mah mouth!

Tika is feelin' above avahage today; runnin' aroun' like no'mal, jest sometimes fo'gits an' does sumpin fo'ceful o' twisty wif her front parts an' ye'ps. Not completely debilitated like she was Wednesday. Hopefully we kin pinpoint whar th' problem is an' then decide whar t'go fum thar.

ah's flored an' grateful fo' th' gif' of a vet appointment 3 days earlier. It don't cost her ennythin' 'cept time t'set up th' changed appointments, but it feels wonnerful an' it feels like a huge gif'. ah knows how hard it is sometimes t'git appointments at times thet is convenient. All is right wif th' wo'ld, cuss it all t' tarnation.

Labels: houn'dog health an' care, other varmints, Tika so'e, web sites

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