SUMMARY: I've been a little stressed lately and needed a constructive way to channel my gnashing of teeth.
"So, Teek, ol' buddy ol' pal, can you explain this chewing-the-bully-stick thing?"
[[Ummm...can I go now?]] "C'mon pleeeze oh c'mon pleeeeeeeeezzzze???"
[[Maybe if I ignore her, she'll go away.]] "OK, like this? With the stick between my paws? Am I doin' it right? huh? am I? huh huh? Am I?"
[[I'm really not believing this--]] "Gnarrrr arrrrgh rrarr grnarrr..."
Somehow it was less satisfying than I had expected.