SUMMARY: Mystifies even the most advanced quantum physicists
My dad (maybe started with my grandparents?) defined the Levy Law of Level Surfaces.
My sister stated it in 2018 as: "Any level surface will immediately be covered past capacity."
I remember it as being multipart, something like:
- Any clear level surface will attract items within 10 microseconds to the point where it is no longer clear.
- If someone is attempting to clear a level surface and there is more than one person involved, the additional people will add things to the level surface in proportion to the clearing of the level surface so that the surface is never completely clear.
- There are no clear level surfaces.
From a Dad email in Oct 2014 to an adult granddaughter:
"You haven't developed symptoms of 'Levy's Law of Level Surfaces'. One symptom of it was when I was moving a piece of furniture from one place to another, I had put it down because something else had higher priority. When I returned there were two small piles of papers on the top level surface. I had to the move them before completing the move. "And it's a famous Law! (At least, in a certain circle of cognoscenti.) November, 2018, on Facebook in a chat mostly of family members, a friend of my sisters (Thomas DaEarl Taylor (Earl Thomas the Incomplete in the SCA)) said:
"I still quote the 'Levy Law of Level Surfaces' to my friends. Oh, and [I] give your dad citation credit."In the meantime, I can guarantee that there are no level surfaces in my house that don't have things on them, no matter how often I clear them off. My brother-in-law was just describing a couple of weeks ago that, after he completely clears the kitchen counters, things (e.g., salt & pepper shakers...) appear there as soon as he turns his back.
Recently I completely cleared off a small computer table and the shelves beneath it to get it out of the house. But my hips were too sore at the time to move it, and so it sat there. Now, instead of holding a neat assortment of things that belonged there (including a printer), it holds random piles of things (not including anything even vaguely computer related) that need to go somewhere else but somehow were attracted to the empty surfaces. Amazing how well the law works.
More research is needed.