SUMMARY: Secret lives.
Does this look like a dog who would stand out in the yard and bark all day like he's bored?
Turns out, he so totally is! I've been spending a lot of time at home, and guess what: He's outside doing the bored-dog bark all. the. time!
Does this look like a dog who would stand on you in the morning when you're trying to sleep in?
He does! And it's not so nice when the part he stands on is your sore hip.
Just, good thing they're amazingly cute beasts.