SUMMARY: Might not be up to Steve Jobs' standards, but works for these customers.
Apparently Zorro got loose on Chewy.com again with my credit card. This arrived today.
Whut iz, Human Mom? Iz smells... of interestings.
Oooh, whut in here iz?
Eyes get suddenly very very big
Is puts noze way ins for better of smellings is!
Back offs, Zorro Poopyhead, iz me is founded first!
Uh-oh, did you catch this little jealousy teeth display in that last one?
Zorro inhales deeeeeeply
Wez is founded things of not belonging for Human Moms! We iz takings now.