SUMMARY: Or not. Chip. Really.
"I ripped a hole in the door and tore the zipper of the brand new softcrate that mom put me in this weekend [ELF notes: see background] and then ripped holes in her ground mat [lower right] after she locked me up in a borrowed wire crate. And I'd do it again, dammit!"
Oh Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip. You and your mom will have a better time if you just settle into the weekend.
ReplyDeleteI tried explaining that to him, but he was doubtful.
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