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| 1. Walk by with a tempting rawhide. | 2. If that fails to elicit an attack, pretend to accidentally drop the rawhide. |
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| 3. If dog tries to ignore you, whisper some insults about her agility prowess. | 4. If she turns towards you, brace yourself invitingly. |
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| 5. If she still manages to ignore you, abandon the subtle approach and go straight for the jugular. | 6. Half Nelson might work, too. |
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| 7. Fling her bodily to the ground. | 8. Step on her head. |
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| 9. Sitting on her face might be effect--wait! Something's happening! | 10. Could this be a fight? |
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| 11. I think so! | 12. Mission accomplished. |
Thursday, August 25, 2005
How To Pick A Fight With A Bigger Dog
(Photos from June or July sometime)
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