SUMMARY: How can he possibly be 6 already?!
Zorro always takes possession of All The Things that are fluffy and large. I treated Chip cruelly a couple of months back by replacing my huge recliner with two smaller upholstered chairs that he finds uncomfortable. As an alternative, I got him a big comfy bed for the living room.
Note to other supposedly experienced photographers: Always remember to remove the *$%#@ sun shade from the lens when using the *#%@^* built-in flash to avoid casting huge #(@$% shadows on your photos.
Note to other supposedly experienced photographers: Have the camera ready when you first give the dog the new bed so you can capture him rolling around in it and chatting happily while trying it out, not after he's done all of that bit.
Is bitey bitey bitey!Come on, Chip, it's a bed, not a toy, no bitey please.
Me is gots big toy, maybe is pulls out the stuffingses!Leave the stuffingses in there, please, Chip, really, it's a bed!
Ooooooh, Chipster Dudes! Is gots new toy is fluffy and large which is Alls My Things?!
Is chewy the hole in mine bigs toy for gettings the evil stuffingses.Srsly, Chip, please do not destroy your new and pricey bed.